Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived two young Sims named Sara and Kurtis Simptoms.
Sara and Kurtis were in LURVE!
Basically, it was like your average, every-day Dr. Seuss story.
These two were ALWAYS. GETTING. IT. ON. They were constantly having conversations like this one:
“Hey babe, what say you and me “make a movie,” if you know what I mean, wink wink nudge nudge?”
“I don’t think that’s such a great idea, Kurtis; then we’d have to charge admission and you know I hate how those new movie tickets look now.”
But everyone loved them anyway just because they were just so darn cute.
However, Kurtis knew that he couldn’t just hang out with Sara all the time, trying to get in her pants. He needed friends, dang it! So he whisked himself off to downtown Lunar Lakes in order to find one.
“Friend! Hey, friend! Hello…..?”
“Where is everybody?!?”
Finally, a woman appeared out of the darkness over the hill. Kurtis wasted no time and made a beeline for her; however, his efforts to make her acquaintance seemed to run into some technical difficulties.
“Lady, hey lady…get out of my way so I can be your friend!”
Suffice it to say, Kurtis’s attempt to make a new friend met with dismal failure. So he went back home where he thought it might be best to work on his studly muscles whilst the little woman cooked him dinner. Because that is *really* what the feminist movement was all about, amirite? When suddenly, right in the middle of a rousing session of “and one, and two, now burn that butter,” disaster struck!
“What?! Disaster?! Fire?!? Burned mac n’ cheese, no!!!”
“Wow, honey, calm down, I’m putting it out right now…”
“Chill the mug out. S’rsly. You’re scaring the flamingo and that makes me sad.”
Thus concludes this introduction to ::cue spooky voiceover:: aN iNfeCtiOuS lEgaCy, whooo!!! I hope that you enjoyed it, and that you will come back for more, more, more!!