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0.3 Mad Cow Disease Case

Last time on an Infectious Legacy, the Simptoms embarked on employment…some more successfully than others…went on a hot date to a cool pool, and ate sandwiches.  Today we join Sara as she takes out the trash.

“Doo dee doo dee doo….doo doo doo…hm, taking out the trash makes me think about babies!”

With that enlightening thought, Sara decides it’s time to have a little chat with Kurtis.  She broaches the subject during dinner, while Kurtis is apparently distracted by the smell of his bowl.

“So, dearest, I was thinking…you know how you just said that this food smells more like plant fertilizer than mac n’ cheese?  Well, fertilizer makes plants grow, right, and growing…plants…is a lot of fun, because everyone loves pretty flowers.”

“Are we really talking about babies here?”

“Probably.”

“Look babe, I get what you’re trying to say, but I think this food has already gone off and I’m not really in the mood.  Perhaps a sexy montage of you cleaning up in your lingerie might do the trick, wink wink nudge nudge?”

“….sigh….”

♪ ♫ “I’m bringing sexxi back…something something growly noise…” ♫ ♪  (We’re spelling “sexy” in this really dumb tween way just in case TLake ever forgets the lyrics to his own song and Googles them, only to stumble upon…this.  We really can’t afford to be sued for some kind of twisted combination of copyright infringement and pornography…)

♫ ♪ “I’m too sexxi for these flies, too sexxi for these flies, oh my oh my…” ♪ ♫  (Uh…what I said before, except about Right Said Fred.)

Wow.  Can’t believe you actually did it.  I must say, Sara, I’m disgusted on a variety of different levels here.

“You and me both, sister.  Also, a bit chilly.  Wouldn’t have killed you to put me in more insulating sleepwear, now would it?”

And on that interesting note, we’ll fastforward to a bit later on in time when Sara and Kurtis decide to meet up with some random work buddy of Kurtis’s named Michael.  Let me just start out by saying that Eye Ar El (in real life), I’ve never had stellar relationships with Michaels for some reason….

“Yeah, I’ve brought up the whole baby thing with him and he just keeps blowing me off…now he’s dragged me off to one of those weird domed parks we have around here to hang out with his pal, who, by the way, kinda looks like a melted Ken doll…just sayin’.”

“So…heard you were talking about making babies, and I thought I’d just come on over and allow you to make my acquaintance, wink wink nudge nudge.”

“Uh, gross.  That stupid ‘wink wink nudge nudge’ thing isn’t even cute when Kurtis does it and I’m MARRIED to him.”

“Oh really now?  And what if I told you that the only thing that would look better on you than a baby would be….me?  Wink wink nudge nudge.”

“Ew, no, I’m still married!  To your FRIEND!  Who is right OVER THERE…on the phone…ignoring this entire exchange.”

“Well.  The awkwardness in the air here is definitely palpable.  Much like the sexual tension whenever I enter a room.”

“Perhaps these flowers would help?  Wink wink nudge nudge?”

“Dude, NO!  Just, no.”

“Ok, FINE.  You obviously can’t see a good thing when it’s right in front of you, so I’ll just leave you to sit here, by yourself, and read, you…you….NERD.”

“Oh, ouch, burn.  Wah, I’m so upset — hey, look, I’m skilling up at something much more important than you!”

Kurtis —> is oblivious.  -_-

“Hmmm…somehow, your indifference is turning me on.  Yellow flowers?”

“KURTIS TAKE ME HOME NAO!”

14 comments on “0.3 Mad Cow Disease Case

  1. Poor Sara having to put up with creepy stalker guy!

  2. […] I include that strange stalker guy that wouldn’t leave me alone and forced me to leave Lunar […]

  3. Ha! I just now saw the update! Your intro joining Sara as she takes out the trash made me snort my milk. Well, it would have if I’d been drinking milk at the time.

    And that dude proposed that you go steady out of the blue? That is awesome.

    • Hahahaha, that guy was such a lunatic! And VERY persistent…I just sat there and watched it all unfold. The sad thing (which I conveniently did not photograph) is that, right before he gave up (the first time), Sara started flirting back. I was appalled….and strangely, so was he. Weirdo Sims.

  4. Creepy stalker guy! And what’s with Kurtis just being oblivious on the phone? Real helpful.

    Taking out the trash makes me think about kids, too… but mostly in the “Why do we have so much trash? Oh, yeah, kids.” way.

    • That guy is such a jerk, and he’s Kurtis’s best friend, so Sara can’t get away from him. Although I have considered the possibility that maybe the whole thing is actually Kurtis’s idea and he wants to be a swinger or something… :-O

  5. that guy is great!!

  6. I love how Kurtis is just oblivious in the background 😁 I can’t wait to see how they’ll handle being parents.

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