0.5 Coffee Delays Alzheimer’s?

Last time on An Infectious Legacy, there was rhyming.  This time…not so much.

“Instead, we’re having ‘Cooking with Kurtis,’ because God knows we don’t want to be eating anymore of the fertilizer slop Sara cooks.”

“Ha freaking ha, jerk, I totally heard that, even though I’m way far away in the library working on my future best seller.”

“Furthermore, I’d really appreciate it if you’d be sure to wipe up the slop you’ve managed to slather all over my formerly pristine counters, or else I’m going to touch this here computer and break it good, which will pretty much take care of any kind of money you’ll be making at your job today.”

“And also…oh hey look, my clothes magically changed!  Clearly that means I’m pregnified, just like that nice bodiless man I passed on the way in.”

Kurtis decides to come by the library to keep a check on the raging hormones of his wife…or to return that Sherlock Holmes book.

“I did not just see a disembodied head, I did not just see a disembodied head….”

After finishing with their library business, our happy couple returns home where Sara attempts to explain a few things to her somewhat clueless husband.

“So remember when you came into the library and saw that guy with no body?”

“No, I never saw that.”

“….right.  Well, anyway, he only looks like that because he’s pregnant, and he’s a man, and real life Sara can’t find any preggo man clothes meshes.  Once the baby is born, he plans on being on the next cover of Time Magazine, only he’ll be bottle feeding his baby because he has no breasts.”

“Heh heh….you said ‘breasts’….”

“ANYWAY, this whole conversation is actually a really clumsy segue intended to inform you that….we’re pregnant!!!  And, unlike, Mr. Pregnant Man, I will be utilizing my own natural milk bottles, if ya know what I mean…”

“Oh mah gaw…..best.  News.  EVER.”

Meanwhile, outside….

“Zieg heil, newspaper!”

Uhm, sorry kitty, we’re not that type of household….

So anyway, time went on, as it’s wont to do, until  one day…

“My my my, babe, you are looking quite huge today.”

“I see someone isn’t planning on getting any woohoo ever again.”

“Uh…no no no, you misunderstood, when I said ‘huge’ I was just talking about your, er, glow!  Yeah!  That’s it!  You have a huge glow!  Oh, and hey, look at that, I’m running late, gotta go, love you, mean it!!”

“He’s right, I am huge.  Being pregnant sucks.  ::sadface::”

In an attempt to…uhm…drown her sorrows, Sara decides it’s high time to upgrade the toilet.

“Darn tootin’.  I’m sick of barfing in this sub par plumbing device.”

Somehow, this is achieved by…hammering away viciously at the bowl.  Hey, are you sure you know what you’re doing?

“Of course I know what I’m doing.  I’m an English Major.”

….ok….unsure of the relevance of that in this situation; also, should you really be doing that in your condition?

“I SAID I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING…..oh crap, contraction, contraction!!!!!”

….I rest my case.

“It’s all good…huff…I’ll just…puff…walk it off!”

Unsurprisingly, “walking it off” proved to be less than successful, so Sara finally conceded to defeat and waddled down to the local hospital, where she unexpectedly encountered quite a commotion.

“Well crap.  I knew I should have let that Yeti talk me into a home birth….”

Tune in next time to find out what could possibly have caused all the drama at the hospital!  Oh, and also to see the baby, I guess….but only if you want to.

8 comments on “0.5 Coffee Delays Alzheimer’s?

  1. I’m not sure any of use read these blogs to do anything BUT see the babies! Ha!

    If you want male pregnancy morphs, they are here: http://modthesims.info/download.php?t=370508

    But that would have made your post far less funny.

    I am in suspense as to what disaster could have befallen the hospital! Also, I want SimSara’s maternity wear.

    Did you see the announcement of the new Supernatural expansion? Woot!

    • Oh my gosh, I totally thought of you when I heard about the Supernatural expansion!! I am SOO excited…I just hope we actually have the internet at the house by then. -_- I’m pretty sure I downloaded SimSara’s dress from…someplace…I think I wanted it for an Elder maternity, but it didn’t work. Anyway, I’ll try to find out where it came from. Male pregnancy morphs for the win!!!! I’ve been looking all over for something like that; thanks so much!!! As a reward, I *promise* there will definitely be babies next post.

      And I have no idea what was going on at the hospital; the closer she got, the louder the noise from all the horses and cats was…it was hilarious, but very strange.

  2. Baby!

    The traffic jam at the hospital is very strange. Are the horses setting people on fire now?

    I love her maternity wear! I wish I’d had stuff that cute when I was pregnant.

    • Haha, Susan’s right; babies are what make the Legacies go ’round. 😉 Those animals and people were all surrounding the hospital when Sara showed up, making the loudest noise you’ve ever heard; when she got there, I swear that one horse came walking out of the portal. Maybe the hospital in Lunar Lakes doubles as a vet..? I’ll have to try and find out where I dl’d Sara’s dress; I want to say Poppy Sims, but I’m not positive…

  3. Damn you and your cliff hangers!!! I want to see the baby. Damn commotions at the hospital are very inconvenient …

    I for one wasn’t shocked at the floaty headed man. Sara and Kurtis do live on Lunar Lakes after all along with weird glowy crystals and sulphuric lakes. The radiation has clearly gotten to the poor guy. I knew there was a reason that Franco left 😉

    Sara’s maternity wear is very cute, and yay for Sherlock Holmes reference 🙂

    • Hahahaha, I didn’t even think about all the effects Lunar Lakes probably has on its inhabitants…which would explain why men are going around getting knocked up in the first place, I suppose.

      I knew you’d appreciate the Sherlock Holmes plug. 😉

  4. i’m so excited to see what the baby looks like

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