Tag Archive | Peeing on Self
A.17 Strengthening Your Brain
When last we left our fearless, dysfunctional family, Alopecia was in time out, Amnesia was being ignored, Sara was being overwhelmed, and I can’t remember what everyone else was doing. “I can not beLIEVE Mother had the absolute GALL to put me, ME, in time out! How dare she, what if people SEE me?! My […]
A.12 Grinding Teeth During Sleep
Hey people, thanks for coming back! Today, I thought we’d do a little “getting to know you” piece, featuring Alopecia, as our first candidate for heirdom. “Hey ever’one, I’m a real boy (or girl) now!!” “Bish, please. I know you didn’t just get all up in my juice trying to steal MY feature post.” “Aw, […]